Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Hell is for Dentists


Seeing life anew through the eyes of your children is Swonderful BUT (you knew I had a big but didn't you) when it comes to teeth I'm a pussy. Oh wait, that's rude. I mean I'm a wimp. Thom passes out at the sight of blood so I am the family nursemaid. However, when my darling daughter Kara woke up the other morning and said, "Daddy look, my tooth is loose" I felt a little queasy. By the end of the day the tooth was out with very little fuss or blood. The ToothFairy, or Molanator, came that night with 8 quarters so we made a special trip to the dollar store just for Kara. It was sweet and innocent and her new "Big Girl" tooth has already started coming in. In my opinion, if there were a hell it would be full of dentist waiting to pull your teeth only to have them grow back and pull them all over again. Just don't wiggle those teeth for daddy, it grosses him out.

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